The Ladies Man

Having my children in school has been very interesting so far. I am learning so much about them. I have learned that Jacob is very studious, loves learning, and thinks girls are gross. Samuel actually can play well with others and thinks everyone in his class is named Joey (I don't know why). Marcus loves to please his teacher, often going out of his way to get her attention, and barely even knows the other kids exist. Tyler has definitely been the most interesting of all. He is quite the little kindergarten Casanova! He often tells me that he tries to play Star Wars at recess with his friends but it is hard due to the angry mob of girls that chase him (his words). He has been given a myriad of gifts from his adoring gal club. We have received money, fruit snacks or candy of some sort, various pieces of artwork ( one little girl often draws herself with anatomy) and even been kissed by a girl on the cheek (which had Tyler very upset because now he thinks he has to marry her). Today came home the most interesting so far. A girl named Maddy gave Tyler a blank check from her mom's check book. He came home so proud of his check. I, as any mom would, called her mom right away to see if she was aware. She had no clue that this had happened and was rightfully upset with her child. Apparently Maddy wanted to give Tyler her phone number and saw it already written on a piece of paper in her mommy's purse. How convenient!! He is already getting digits and he is only five. We are definitely going back to home schooling in the not to distant future!!!!!